Alembic Alleviatives
Tom Swifties Supernaturally Conquer Mental Doldrums Caused By Trump's and the Republicans' Mindless Stupidities
and Evil Assaults
- "I'm no good at playing darts," Tom said aimlessly.
- "I'm a softball pitcher," Tom said underhandedly.
- "I like hockey," Tom said puckishly.
- "That's a lot of hay," Tom said balefully.
- "Let's get married," Tom said engagingly.
- "I forgot what I was supposed to buy," Tom said listlessly.
- "Mush!" said Tom huskily.
- "I'll have a bowl of Chinese soup," Tom said wantonly.
- "I can't find the bananas," Tom said fruitlessly.
- "I'll have the lamb," Tom said sheepishly.
- "This milk isn't fresh," Tom said sourly.
- "I don't like hot dogs," Tom said frankly.
- "I'll have the shellfish," Tom said crabbily.
- "You're only average," Tom said meanly.
- "I never did trust that buzz saw," Tom said offhandedly.
- "Where are my crutches?" Tom asked lamely.
- "Let's visit the tombs," Tom said cryptically.
- "How do I get to the cemetery?" Tom asked gravely.
Taking Humor Seriously
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